The news that a woman is to be prosecuted for deliberately driving through a puddle and soaking a group of schoolchildren at a bus stop was the best story I’ve heard in a long while. There have been plenty of times I’ve been walking down the road or waiting for the 86, only to end up trying, often unsuccessfully, to dodge some moron who thinks it is funny to drench you. In fact, whenever I do find myself in such situations, I often think of this advert:
I only hope that the idiot woman’s twat of a boyfriend, who filmed her doing it and is heard actively encouraging her on the video, is also punished in some way.
NB This is the video of the dastardly deed, btw.