Does anyone remember “Choose Your Own Adventure” books? Do they still do them? I liked those books.

Does the voice of the mouse on the Aldi advert remind anyone else of Rowley Birkin QC from the Fast Show?

Why have I got I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here on TV? (actually, don’t answer that question)

Why is this computer so bloody slow? (don’t answer that either)

Why are the pigs in Angry Birds green?

Why is the meaning of life 42?

Why am I even writing this?

Should I stop now?

Ok then.