You can’t please everyone. In time you’ll find some are not worth trying to please.

Duckfaces look good on ducks, not so much on humans. Seriously, if we were really able to make that facial expression without looking like idiots, we’d have been born with beaks.

Don’t be embarrassed about the stuff you liked when you were younger. Your interests, then and now helped make you the person you are.

Don’t be embarrassed about what you did when you were younger either. Unless it was something illegal. Or you wore a shellsuit. Or crocs. Yeah Ok, be embarrassed about some things, but try to laugh about them too if you can (maybe not about any dodgy stuff, though).

Those people you follow that always post selfies aren’t always posting them for the reason you think.

Nobody cares about how many Twitter followers you’ve gained or lost. And neither should you.

If it makes you happy, carry on.

If it doesn’t make you happy, ditch it.

If you’ve read this all the way through, thanks.

It’s amazing what you come up with when you’re bored.