
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, especially not this year
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, I’m making it very clear
I know that you might have to stay at home
It sucks that you might have to spend it alone
But don’t be a dick at Christmas, especially not this year.
Don’t be a dick at Christmas if you can see your fam
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, no fighting in front of your mam
Don’t moan about what you did or didn’t get
Don’t throw the remote at the TV set
Just don’t be a dick at Christmas, no matter what your tier.
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, we know it might be tough
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, we’ve honestly had enough
Of you crying ”it’s all a conspiracy!”
”It’s all down to Bill Gates and 5G!”
Give it a rest, it’s Christmas! Shut up and have a beer.
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, I’m telling you one last time
Don’t be a dick at Christmas, leave the mistletoe and whine
Don’t brag about the size of your present pile
Don’t share it on Facebook, that’s just vile
Don’t spend all day scrolling on your phone
Don’t have a drink if you need to drive home
Sorry that you can’t go to the pub
Or have twenty people round for your Christmas grub
But please don’t be a dick at Christmas, especially not this year.