The things you hear in M&S.

While wandering through Marks and Spencer on Sunday afternoon, I overheard two little kids – a boy and a girl no older than six- singing Katy Perry’s faux-lesbian anthem “I Kissed A Girl” at the tops of their voices.

While the youngsters’ singing did draw a couple of “awwwwws” from some of the people nearby, you couldn’t help but find it slightly dodgy. Still, they were cute kids.